Guide to using this site

  1. Turn off your computer.
  2. For best results while using do not run, swim or attack heavily armed (or tentacled) alien creatures.
  3. Pull your underpants up over your head and write the web address on your left buttock.
  4. Check that what you are clicking onto is in fact and not the Pope or toast.
  5. If you break out in a rash and there is no improvement within 24 hours call your sexual partner and tell her/him/it that "It's not what it looks like. I caught it off the toilet seat @".


WARNING is for external use only. If while using this site your computer is accidentally swallowed you should immediately unplug it from it's electrical socket before seeking professional medical advice.





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